BILL@ya1136

 i've come across many players on here. the worst kind are the ones who comment on your play after a very short amount of time, trying to point out errors in your play. "you should have checked that" is something i keep hearing often, it's always 'you should have done this" or "you should have done that." they are constantly picking at what you do because they have no concept of long term strategy. have you ever worked with a french chef? i have. they remind me of french chefs who will freak out when you deviate from what they consider the proper way.  they will go nuts if you don't warm up that egg yolk before mixing it into a sauce. stuff like that. what i would do when that happen is wait for them..after work..in the parking lot....with a baseball bat....and umm..you know what i mean.

the longer you play, the more likely it will come to pass that you will encounter players who will have a bizarre amount of luck. have you heard about the lucky of the irish? these players would make the whole country of ireland jealous of how lucky they are. no matter how good your starting hand is...no matter how good the flop goes for you....moses will part the red sea for these complete idiots without end. i don't know whats going on ......i could never get away with what these maniacs do.  their results will show something like negative 500 million...but tonight....everytime you bet against these guys and go head to head with them..they will keep winning hand after hand. if not all of them then 19 out of 20. and somehow they fold when you have aa or kk. not that it would have helped you anyways. even if you limp in with aa to try and trap them..they fold. seems suspicious to me but anyway....what do you do when you encounter players like this? what is the best strategy. here is what i do. ......i will curse the living hell out of them all damn night long. i will say and do whatever it takes to get them angry. to get under their skin. think of the worse possible insults you can throw out there and keep throwing them out there. get them angry. extract a PRICE from them. never let them feel good for being such suck outs. declare war. i'll send a friend request to them just for the sole purpose of knowing when they are online and then i will hunt them down in any room they are in and declare war again. THEY are going to regret sucking out on me. they are going to regret it. i will hound them for days until i start catching them and busting them. and then it is very important you GLOAT. gloat like the most vile villian you can think of. i mean evil gloating..like stuff that would come out something more evil than darth vader. rub it in as much as possible when their luck runs out. tell them to go buy more chips on their visa card. point out how much their stupid playing has costed them. keep repeating it. MAKE THEM REGRET THE DAY THEY EVER SUCKED OUT ON YOU BY PLAYING IN SUCH A DISGRACEFUL, INSULTING MANNER THAT HAS NO HONOUR TO IT AT ALL. . god DAMN YOU!! god damn you..you piece of garbage...YOU DARE TO COME HERE AND PLUCK AT THE TIGERS WHISKERS???? they're a bunch of lousy jerks. i hate them. ( typing this had a very therapeutic effect on me i can tell you.  :)  .................feeling much better now.

 ever get annoyed at that donk ahead of you in the betting who is constantly betting 4 or 5 blind raises pre flop?  here is what i do. don't try and beat him yourself..use the rest of the players against him as well. here is what i do. when the player does his typical raise.....and i have total rags...and there are all the other players waiting to bet behind me.....i will re raise him. with no intention of winning...but hoping..since i have rags..the chances are better the players behind me will have good hands. at least one of them might have a good hand and call. this will force the chronic pre flop bettor to either call the raise..which is what they usually do..or fold..because now you have taken them out of their comfort zone. this works best if you have a total rag hand...like unsuited 9 2 or 7 3....and when there are plenty of players betting behind you. the chronic raiser will have to keep beating 3-1 or 4-1 odds of having a better hand than the rest of the players behind you.  the re raising leads to bigger pots...which leads to bigger bets that are more damaging to the stack of the chronic raiser. and players tend to get stubborn and fight harder for bigger pots. the chronic raiser is suddenly not controlling the table and has to risk a large amount of his stack if not all of it.  sure they can get lucky...but the odds become hard to overcome. once he gets his stack reduced massively..then you can call his pre flop raises when you have something good if you see that having to go all in after the flop doesn't greatly reduce your stack. i've destroyed many dragons using this. it costs you chips....but it is effective and better than letting him dominate the table. 

R.IP. stan lee. the creator of marvel comics. now you can go to heaven and meet up with and reunite with your partner and artist jack kirby. you can make up new stories about new heros .......and jack can draw the heros with SQUARED FINGER TIPS....SQUIGGLY LINES FOR MUSCLES.....KNEES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE WEARING KNEE PADS.....AND HANDS THAT ARE BIGGER THAN THEIR HEAD. and all the heroines will have the same basic face and body but will be distinguished BY wearing a different uniform and by having different hair.......WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF SQUIGGLY LINES. LOTS OF SQUIGGLY LINES.

  i don't need to make excuses for what happens during a session of poker. as of the time of this writing, i have played near 411.000 hands of poker on game desire. close to 5 years ago, i opened an account here and got the 10k in free chips and started playing in the 200 dollar buy in tables. i played a tight aggressive game and did well right from the start, very often tripling my buy in or more. as my bankroll grew i would advance to higher buy ins. long story short.....after 411.000 hands, i am up near 73 million. NEVER bought chips. i understood the long term success in poker comes from playing  a very small percent of your bankroll and slowly increasing it. this way you can absorb the down swings.